Imagine The Animatrix chapter 4 or 5 (I forget which), where the kid is typing at his computer. That’s the image I have in mind as I write this.
Today is Sunday. The time is 12:51 AM. Am I here? Well of course, I’m right here, sitting in front of the computer. It’s my dreams that are weird. They seem so real, like they are the same thing as waking life. But why would that be? Everyone has seen The Matrix, and we’re familiar with the concept. My conception of reality doesn’t change if my body really exists in a cool computerized climate controlled casket where all information I obtain from the world is being simulated and fed in through my brain’s sensory inputs. I still sleep, and my sleep should be no different from that of someone in the real world, who has taken a blue pill (or a red pill, I forget which is which) and seen how far the rabbit hole really goes. Perhaps this person has also met the Red Queen, played croquet with flamingos as mallets, and been late for a very important date. But, I digress, and about all this I say, eat me. That was just something I dreamed about, anyway. That red and blue pill stuff.
Now, I’m still sitting here. My computer isn’t typing back to me, or rather, no hackers from the outside are typing back. Here, if you’re reading this, I’ll give you a space to type, all you hackers. Okay, start typing after the angle bracket.
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No response. I figured. I guess nobody’s there, or nobody cares. Back to my ordinary life, back to taking vitamins, back to shuffling papers, back to fighting crime in a sleek latex suit with externally worn underwear with superpower abilities. Amazing underwear, that. Sounds like something you can order at a Chinese restaurant. Beef with brocolli, chicken with mushrooms, underwear with superpower abilities. Now put that in your fortune cookie and smoke it.