From Los Angeles to Seattle.

Standard ticket price: $64
Refundable ticket price: $222
Cancellation/change penalty fee for standard tickets: $50

Hmm…

I was walking home from work, heading along Wilshire, passing 4th, when an elderly gentleman driving a car towards the ocean called out through his passenger-side window: “Sir, is the ocean that way?” I called back “yes it is!” and we continued in our respective directions.

I wanted to register the domains “databaseartistry.com” and “dbartistry.com”, but these were already taken. Figures; anyway I can be more creative than that.