Here’s a histogram of my friends’/acquaintances’ birthdays and where they fall out during the year.

As you can see, April and May are underrepresented and in the interest of diversity, I would like to make more friends with birthdays in those months. If you were born in either month, (especially if I already know you (but not your birthday)), please e-mail me. If you were born in December, though, I’m sorry but I unfortunately must reject your offer of friendship; December’s quota has already been exceeded. Thanks for your help, everyone, in making my social network as birthday-ly diverse as possible; I feel as if my life is enriched by the equality we, together, promote.