For curiosity’s sake, I bought a bottle of C2 (that new flavor of Coca Cola with half the calories of regular Coke) and this is my initial reaction after swilling several sips: It tastes just like chicken. Chicken which, in turn, tastes like a proportional combination of Classic Coke and Diet Coke. Perhaps more like 60/40 with the emphasis on the non-Nutrasweet bend. I thought the mad (not angry) scientists in Coca Cola’s secret underground lavatories would have flushed out something a bit different, a bit bolder, but no, this is something John Doe could concoct in his own kitchen by combining regular and Diet Cokes at the desired ratio. He could even bravely throw in a few parts A&W Cream Soda to affect the bold splash those mad (not angry) scientists overlooked. Anyway, it’s not bad. And on further reflection I’d say, more like 75/25.