This is me in a brief paragraph: Help, I’m in a brief paragraph. How did I become trapped in this brief paragraph? What an interesting brief paragraph this is. Why does no one refer to underwear as "briefs" anymore? Why does superman wear his briefs on the outside? Wouldn’t that be a fun thing to do, for a day? Let’s celebrate National Underwear Awareness Day, wherein we shall bare our bras, boxers, and of course briefs, to the world.