Looking through the referer (which I know is spelled with two r’s, but that’s how the Apache people did it, so sue me, no wait, sue them, not me, no wait, they make good software, don’t sue them either) logs. Here’s a list of the odder search terms people typed into Google to find my site:

barbecued monkeys, santorum lube fecal matter, king fern, naked people, the humanoid tankmon, kate supnik, vivarin nodoz comparison, escalator accidents hong kong, reptiles infinity, picture omelette du fromage

Let’s analyze the list in some more depth:

barbecued monkeys : Mmm, barbecued monkey! It’s what’s for dinner. I talked about monkeys and barbecues in separate captions on one of the Hong Kong photo album pages… but my mouth is watering. Maybe this particular (naked) person was researching forest fires or something.

santorum lube fecal matter : Um… I have no clue where this came from. Let’s just continue our movement down the page…

king fern : Bow down before me, ferny peons. Peonies? A picture of some ferns is posted around here somewhere. But hey, I’m still thinking about that (poor) barbecued monkey (*drool*).

naked people : …Because underneath our clothes, everyone is naked. Just think about that next time you walk (naked) down the street. Now since this is such a prudish site, I don’t think the word “naked” has existed here (until now), making the aforementioned search result a strange one.

the human tankmon : What is this, mon? I am the human tankmon, mon. And although I’m omniscient (or mon-iscient), I still don’t know what this is or where it came from.

kate supnik : Sup mon, you know who this tankmon is?

vivarin nodoz comparison : Yeah, I wrote about this, and I hope the searcher found the article, because my review, personally being a caffeine conneiseur, was very in-depth and enlightening. Unfortunately it’s not online now (I have swaths of archive to put back up), but I’ll work on getting that up soon, because the whole World Wide Web is indeed a poorer place for lack of that article.

escalator accidents hong kong : It’s discomforting to think of what happens in an escalator accident, but hopefully (as in elevators) there are safeguards in place. Are there a disproportionate number of escalator accidents in Hong Kong? It did seem to me that the escalators there moved about 50% faster than escalators in my part of the world (which was rather cool). At here I certainly see the page that lead to this hit.

reptiles infinity : Why do I think immediately of M. C. Escher? And then I think of M. C. Hammer, and then I think no, I’m going back to thinking about Escher, thank you very much. Perhaps I talked about him once before, though this I do not recall.

picture omelette du fromage : Ha ha ha. Maybe because I mentioned an episode of Dexter’s Laboratory where all he could say was “omelette du fromage”, due to some sort of curse or other.

So there you have it. And about all this I have just one thing to say, while making a Vulcan V-sign:

Omelette. Du fromage.